hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Randomize
