Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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