Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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