Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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