It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
The uberlube is also flammable
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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