You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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