she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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