But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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