cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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