Duck Duck Cougar?
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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