Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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