He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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