My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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