we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
It's never too late to be topless.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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