Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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