She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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