I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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