in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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