You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
My ATM looks so different sober.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Randomize
