1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
