My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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