she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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