he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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