I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Reggie can tackle my bush.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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