How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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