They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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