Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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