Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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