Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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