That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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