if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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