why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
Randomize
