You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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