quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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