I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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