Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
he shaved USA in his pubs
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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