Girls should come with a carfax report
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
