I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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