ugly people sure do ruin things
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
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