I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
we're so committed to being not committed
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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