I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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