it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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