I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
she pinky promised me she was 18
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
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