i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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