He kissed a someone with a penis
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
What a dumb baby whore.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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