I bet he comes in French.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Randomize
