Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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