I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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