Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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