I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
