My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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